{"id":233,"date":"2013-03-06T17:07:26","date_gmt":"2013-03-06T17:07:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/goatsurfer.com\/retromtb\/?p=233"},"modified":"2013-03-06T17:07:26","modified_gmt":"2013-03-06T17:07:26","slug":"dont-get-mad-get-even","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/goatsurfer.com\/retromtb\/?p=233","title":{"rendered":"Don’t get mad, get even…"},"content":{"rendered":"

I think Robert F Kennedy once said ‘Don’t get mad, get even’ and sometimes it’s a nice feeling to do just that.<\/p>\n

My computer has been annoying me for ages but I’ve been putting up with it as I’ve not had time to try and resolve the issues, actually because I’m employed to fix other people’s computer problems.<\/p>\n

So when mine started acting up that little sucker’s card was marked and I vowed one day to kill it.<\/p>\n

I waited until there was nobody around then beat the crap out of it, I must admit the whole experience was very therapeutic \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n

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I think Robert F Kennedy once said ‘Don’t get mad, get even’ and sometimes it’s a nice feeling to do just that. My computer has been annoying me for ages but I’ve been putting up with it as I’ve not …<\/p>\n

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