{"id":34,"date":"2009-10-18T19:55:13","date_gmt":"2009-10-18T19:55:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.goatsurfer.com\/retromtb\/?p=33"},"modified":"2013-08-19T09:18:25","modified_gmt":"2013-08-19T09:18:25","slug":"sunday-ride-big-balls-and-big-logs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/goatsurfer.com\/retromtb\/?p=34","title":{"rendered":"Sunday Ride &#8211; Big balls and big logs&#8230;."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;\">Wasted some time tweaking my rear mech so lost some valuable daylight, cutting down the ride time but I had a nice little 17 mile ride along the curiously named Clay Dick Track and across to Fermyn Woods which is a &#8216;working forest&#8217; run by the Forestry Comission.<\/span><br style=\"font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;\" \/><br style=\"font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;\" \/><span style=\"font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; font-weight: bold;\">This was a MASSIVE load of dirt nearly as tall as my EWR that has been dug out by Foxes, Badgers or Rabbits&#8230;..I&#8217;ve no idea which<\/span><\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.goatsurfer.com\/images\/EWR_Build048.JPG?w=620\" \/><\/p>\n<p><br style=\"font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; font-weight: bold;\" \/><span style=\"font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; font-weight: bold;\">Badass MoFo Bull giving me the eye (check the size of his balls <\/span><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; font-weight: bold;\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/retromtb.goatsurfer.com\/_images\/emoticons\/em.icon.shocked.gif?w=620\" \/><span style=\"font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; font-weight: bold;\">)<\/span><br \/>\n<img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.goatsurfer.com\/images\/EWR_Build049.JPG?w=620\" \/><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; font-weight: bold;\">Woods Bike in the woods<\/span><br \/>\n<img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.goatsurfer.com\/images\/EWR_Build050.JPG?w=620\" \/><\/p>\n<p><br style=\"font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; font-weight: bold;\" \/><span style=\"font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; font-weight: bold;\">Forest trail &#8211; Fermyn Woods<\/span><br \/>\n<img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.goatsurfer.com\/images\/EWR_Build051.JPG?w=620\" \/><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; font-weight: bold;\">Original Woods Bike on the woodpile<\/span><br \/>\n<img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.goatsurfer.com\/images\/EWR_Build052.JPG?w=620\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Wasted some time tweaking my rear mech so lost some valuable daylight, cutting down the ride time but I had a nice little 17 mile ride along the curiously named Clay Dick Track and across to Fermyn Woods which is &hellip;<\/p>\n<p class=\"read-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/goatsurfer.com\/retromtb\/?p=34\">Read more &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,12,13],"tags":[276,280,78,123,34,281,278,248,277,279],"class_list":["post-34","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-main-page","category-rides","category-vintage-mtb","tag-badgers","tag-big-balls","tag-bull","tag-eastern-woods-research","tag-ewr","tag-fermyn-woods","tag-foxes","tag-original-woods-bike","tag-rabbits","tag-testicles"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2hERH-y","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/goatsurfer.com\/retromtb\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/goatsurfer.com\/retromtb\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/goatsurfer.com\/retromtb\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/goatsurfer.com\/retromtb\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/goatsurfer.com\/retromtb\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=34"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/goatsurfer.com\/retromtb\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":335,"href":"https:\/\/goatsurfer.com\/retromtb\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34\/revisions\/335"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/goatsurfer.com\/retromtb\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=34"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/goatsurfer.com\/retromtb\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=34"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/goatsurfer.com\/retromtb\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=34"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}