{"id":516,"date":"2014-05-23T11:44:40","date_gmt":"2014-05-23T11:44:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/goatsurfer.com\/retromtb\/?p=516"},"modified":"2014-05-23T11:44:40","modified_gmt":"2014-05-23T11:44:40","slug":"fashion-victim","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/goatsurfer.com\/retromtb\/?p=516","title":{"rendered":"Fashion Victim"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I got a semi when these first came out a year or so ago but \u00a3140 when I had a perfectly functional Xen Giro was a little strong even for little old trigger finger me so I pretended it didn&#8217;t exist and got on with my life.<\/p>\n<p>Fast forward a year or and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.chainreactioncycles.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Chain Reaction Cycles <\/a>dangle a 50% discount offer in front of me right on top of payday so in two seconds flat I thought &#8220;That&#8217;s nice, it matches my EWR perfectly&#8221; and <span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong>BOOM<\/strong><\/span> I pulled the trigger&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Now I just need to actually get around to riding the bike again (I will consider this motivation).<\/p>\n<p>Look out for a bright yellow bastard pedalling Pennsylvanian Steel in a wood near you soon&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<div style=\"width: 1642px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.goatsurfer.com\/images\/troy_lee_yellow.jpg?resize=620%2C349\" alt=\"Troy Lee Designs A1 - Gloss Yellow\" width=\"620\" height=\"349\" \/><p class=\"wp-caption-text\">Troy Lee Designs A1 &#8211; Gloss Yellow<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I got a semi when these first came out a year or so ago but \u00a3140 when I had a perfectly functional Xen Giro was a little strong even for little old trigger finger me so I pretended it didn&#8217;t &hellip;<\/p>\n<p class=\"read-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/goatsurfer.com\/retromtb\/?p=516\">Read more &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[404,407,406,405],"class_list":["post-516","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-modern-mtb","tag-bikes","tag-fashion-victim","tag-helmet","tag-troy-lee"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2hERH-8k","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/goatsurfer.com\/retromtb\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/516","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/goatsurfer.com\/retromtb\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/goatsurfer.com\/retromtb\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/goatsurfer.com\/retromtb\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/goatsurfer.com\/retromtb\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=516"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/goatsurfer.com\/retromtb\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/516\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":517,"href":"https:\/\/goatsurfer.com\/retromtb\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/516\/revisions\/517"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/goatsurfer.com\/retromtb\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=516"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/goatsurfer.com\/retromtb\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=516"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/goatsurfer.com\/retromtb\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=516"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}